Survey time.

The Everything Personality Survey

Please note that the dumb title was not my idea. I found it on www.bzoink.com (credit where credit is due) and it helped cure my boredom. For a little while, obviously.
Warning: it's long and uninteresting.

Let's get a.l.p.h.a.b.e.t.i.c.a.l.
I'm adamant about: my beliefs.
I'm beautiful in the sense that: I just am?! Lol. I don't like this question.
I cherish: the ones I love, mostly. Oh! And my Blue collection, duh.
I'm determined to: live life at its fullest.
I enjoy: spending time with friends, laughing at random stuff, reading a good book, watching a sappy chick flick. You name it, I enjoy it.
I'll fight for: love.
I'd give my life for: justice and equal rights.
My heart is: taken.
I'm intelligent in the area of: communication.
One thing I'll never joke about is: abortion and babies.
I'd kill for: nothing, nothing at all.
I believe love is: hard to get and impossible to keep.
I'm mean because: I can.
I'm nice because: I like you.
I'll be okay as long as: I keep dreaming and hoping.
Sometimes I pretend to be: someone I'm not.
I'm quizzical about: pretty much everything.
I respect: boundaries.
I seek: affection and sympathy.
I try to be: better every day.
I understand that: things can't go my way. Doesn't mean I like it, too.
I vie for: I don't really vie.
I wish: my dreams would come true.
My kind of Xanadu is: London. With friends and love. In a different, better world.
If all the world could hear me, I'd yell: stop being so selfish and start giving.
Religious zeal is: for religious people.


Let's get s.i.t.u.a.t.i.o.n.a.l.
Go to school with a tutu on or dress up like a mall Goth?
Both. Different occasions.

Go to the cemetery alone at midnight or pants a friend in public?
Cemetery alone at midnight.

Embarrass yourself in front of someone you love or in front of a stranger?
Stranger.

Get chili in your eye or slice your arm?
Chili. Definitely.

Kiss a frog or eat raw fish?
Gross and gross.

Read a dictionary for an entire hour or do push-ups for two?
Reading the dictionary.

Having to listen to Green Day for an entire day or listen to Mozart once?
Mozart once, even though I love Green Day.

Brushing your teeth for a day or combing your hair for an hour?
Combing my hair, jesus.

Having to read the poetry on Quizilla or writing your own?
I hate poetry!!

Roleplaying with strangers or roleplaying with people you know?
We're talking about WRITING, right? In this case, both.

Spending 98019820398123 hours on the 'Net or having a life?
Having a life.

Falling in love on the 'Net or revealing a deep, dark secret?
Deep, dark secret.

Crying because of an Internet fight or flaming the people involved?
Hah. Neither one.

Ignoring a suicide post on a forum or actually doing something about it?
Doing something about it.

Catching fireflies at night or staring up at clouds during the day?
Fireflies at night.

Taking a walk with your best friend or playing catch with them?
Taking a walk, then playing catch!

Being honked at or having some college kid tell you you're hot?
College kid.

Going to the movies or hosting a party?
The movies. Hosting parties is hard and messy.

Kissing a stranger or falling in love with someone who just doesn't care?
Kissing a stranger.

Going to school shirtless or without any pants?
Shirtless.

Taking a hike in the woods or going to a public pool?
Public pool.

Being intellectually superior or having a dozen friends?
Intellectually superior.

Getting a paper cut or stubbing your toe?
Stubbing my toe.

Getting rained on or having a water balloon fight?
Both.

Being OCD or being forced to do tons of homework for the rest of your life?
OCD.

Singing in front of an audience or bungee jumping?
Bungee jumping.

Killing a friend or living on the streets?
Neither.


If o.n.l.y.
If you could be in the arms of anyone at all: the one I love.
If you could visit anyone or anything in the world: London, London, London. And my online friends!
If you had functioning wings, would you fly away? Yes.
If you saw the person you knew you were destined to be with: I'd tell them. Or maybe jump in their arms.
If you could be anything in the world: I'd be me, most likely.
If you were to make someone's life better, whom would you help? *That someone, obviously.
How would you help them? By doing anything and everything I can.
If you could have a superhuman ability, which one would you choose? Invisibility. Or flying.

On a scale from o.n.e. to f.i.v.e.
How attractive do you think you are?
There's no zero, dammit. Hmm, maybe 2.
Intelligent?
5!
Empathetic?
5
Polite?
4
Respectful?
3
Comical?
4
Mature?
1
Unique?
3
Talkative?
4
Depressed?
5+
Friendly?
3
Outgoing?
2
Selfish?
3
Arrogant?
2
Prudent?
5
Self-conscious?
4
How attractive are you thought to be by others?
Others should answer, I think.


You in s.o.c.i.e.t.y.
Do you care about what others think of your physical appearance?
Not really.

How about your reputation?
That, either.

Do you care if they think of you as something you're not?
Not really, no.

Do you care if they consider your personality annoying?
Nope.

Do you care about what they think of your beliefs?
Yes.

What does hatred mean to you?
Useless emotion.

Do you respect yourself?
I could use some more respect.

Would you ever ignore someone who has been emotionally hurt?
No.

Physically?
Nope.

Would you ever intentionally and physically hurt someone?
I want to say no, but I never say never.

Intentionally and emotionally?
See above.

Would you ever hurt someone just for fun?
No, not for fun.

Do the means ever justify the ends?
Most of the times, they actually do.

T.h.e. e.n.d.