The business of 'getting in'

In 1482, Leonardo Da Vinci wrote the first ever resume and it wasn’t until almost 500 years later that this piece of paper became a staple in order for someone to get a job. If at first a resume was simply a description of one’s professional experiences, nowadays it is nothing more than data analysed by recruiters.

I still remember when I wrote my first resume. For my first job, I didn’t need one – I knew the boss. Don’t you just hate nepotism? It does however make the world go round. My first curriculum vitae was sent out containing no buzz words, only a few lines about my education (I’d finished high school 3 years before this moment and was studying accountancy in Romania) and some information about what I was doing in my current position. I can’t remember having a need for including words that can go through a recruiter’s filtering process, because back then the so called filtering process didn’t have so many loopholes. It wasn’t a case of having to explain every single moment prior to an application, it was more an issue of whether or not you had skills for said application.

I’ve sent out many resumes since then. I’ve changed and tweaked a piece of paper until it no longer feels like me. We must now tell people how we’ve boosted sales, ensured high levels of productivity or demonstrated exceptional leadership. The funny thing is… There’s only so many jobs where you can pinpoint those things. Exceptional leadership – one ought to be in somewhat of a supervising position (one way or the other). But we’re not all bosses. High levels of productivity or increased sales? When you’re at the bottom of the food chain, no one tells you if something you do every day boosts sales or attracts new customers. I wouldn’t know if I helped bring in more customers for the last bar I worked at; but I know my boss sure did make me feel like I was barely scraping the bottom of the barrel. Bygones.

The curriculum vitae is now the business of ‘getting in’. A few years ago, a small gap between experiences meant either someone who is lazy, or someone with an exceptional life story – and interviewers wanted to make the difference beyond looking at a piece of scrap paper. In 2014, anything longer than 2 months automatically makes you ineligible for any job – it’s a sign you can’t commit to an employer. Not that employers offer the same courtesy. In the era of individualisation, we’re now reduced to 2 A4 pages in which we must include all our sale-boosting, achievement-boasting experiences, somehow managing to highlight the ones we need for a particular job application (tailoring your CV, they say…). Some people don’t have the luxury of pursuing only experiences that could translate into that. And somehow, that makes them less than anybody else.

The business of ‘getting in’ is just as political and economical as many other endeavours. The pressure each industry puts on young people trying to survive/make something/get somewhere can be debilitating. But if you don’t get in, you’re left scraping the bottom of the barrel. Somehow I wonder if that’s not a better alternative after all.

*Credit where credit is due. The business of getting in, as well as the nepotism crack are referenced from the Gilmore Girls.

Taylor Walker - why you so sucky.

Last year in May, I was broke. I was finishing my first year of uni and I was looking at being unemployed and bored all summer long. On one of their open recruitment days, a Taylor Walker pub manager thought I could work in her pub, despite having never had any experience with food establishments. That was nice of her. I thought she could smell the desperation in my voice while I talked myself up in the interview, but I was a little child back then. Little did I know what was going to happen over the next nine months.

I started my job as a 'team player'- they don't really label you 'waitress' or 'bartender', at least not to your face, anyway. At first, it was all okay. Day in, day out, it seemed to be an alright routine, albeit slightly boring and predictable. Shitty customers, a boss who doesn't care enough to even yell at you, supervisors that had to take the fall for basically everything and team players trying to make the best out of a not-so-good situation. Over time, however, being overworked became a notion of the every day. Six or seven day weeks were the norm by the time July came.

But hold on. They pay you more than minimum wage, so of course you ought to drop to your knees and kiss the ground Taylor Walker walks on. Really? (They do pay more than minimum wage, that's not an ironic throw on my part)

By August, I had had enough. Or so I thought. One of my favourite deputy managers ever (thank you, Tess, you were brilliant!) was getting a transfer to another Taylor Walker pub and she offered me a job by her side. Naturally, I said yes, because at the time I figured it was just my current boss that was exploitative and basically, a superior arse.

There I go to work for yet another Spirit Pub, this time in the heart of Central London. I get stuck doing the early breakfast shift, which was absolutely fine for me, as I was bound to start school in September and definitely needed as much time to study as possible. So, I settled on a part-time schedule and after a little while of trying to intimidate me, my (new) current boss seemed to settle down and deal. It's not like I didn't work hard or anything.

Three days a week, nine, ten hour shifts with no break for lunch. On an average, I maybe got my (legal!) lunch break once a week. I was constantly asked to stay overtime, despite not having had breaks. I was constantly expected to work harder than anyone else because I was leaving in the middle of the day (my shifts ended around 4pm when pub activity goes up in flames - usually).

One would say I should have left then. Is this treatment worth any amount of money? Obviously not. I was mad, I raised my concerns with another deputy manager and I got told to stop complaining - I was only working part-time. Well, I didn't know part-time workers had to be treated far worse because they had other obligations along this one job. I didn't leave. I put it behind me and like Lorelai Gilmore (wisest fictional character I know), I told myself life was full of dealing with little people and I had to be strong and thick skinned.

Last week I was told nobody cares about my legal break and that I should do more work. I'm not an arrogant prick, I know exactly when I work hard and when I'm slacking off. I'm not a 19yr old waitress just dropped in the world of hard work. So I snapped. I realised that no job in the world is worth the daily feeling of being useless, despite having hard evidence that I wasn't. I worked hard according to my job description, I was always a good team player, I offered pertinent suggestions based on my direct experience with customers - all ignored, by the way.

I thought I'd just quit this job because of all the mobbing, intimidating and sexual harassment that managers (small and big) like to dish out on a daily basis. But actually, I think I kind of realised no one should empower these people anymore than they already are: by an economy that forces immigrants (a staggering majority in Taylor Walker pubs) to take jobs where employers motivate through fear and intimidation; by the nature of the job - most people working in pubs have to always look good, as you're considered the face of said pub (though no customer actually cares); by higher supervisors who only care about their yearly bonuses. Why should anyone endorse this treatment of people who don't know any better? Most of my colleagues don't speak English enough to ask for directions, let alone read any official document about employee's rights in a workplace.

Yes, I understand that people need jobs. I realise the cruel truth of day to day life: sometimes you have to take a lot of shit to get where you want to be. And to an extent, I agree. But when a job is just a (bad) job, I choose to walk away. Yes, my boss turned the situation around and blamed me. Yes, he probably felt good about himself. I told him that I should leave anyway, if I was such a drain for the company. I know a complaint with official institutions wouldn't stand a chance, because psychological abuse at work is really difficult to prove. When faced with a mountain of irregularities I can't change, I walked out on my boss, my colleagues, my friends (some of them). I'm not sorry. I wake up not dreading the days anymore. It's a huge relief, although not even close to healing the real wound: months of psychological abuse leave a mark that's hard to take care of, even in the days of Prozac and psychotherapy.

Already gone.

2013.

Taking stock of past events is a favourite pastime around New Years Eve, probably since the concept was invented. It seems almost like a rite of passage into the new year. We like to think about what went well, but mosly we like to look back on things we'd like to change. And then we make resolutions and we toast ourselves at midnight, quietly promising that things will be different after the turn of the clock. Like that second is magical. It'll change even us... Or so we hope.

2013 was definitely a weird year. I've had my fair share of disappointments and oddly enough, I'm ending it on a completely different note than how I started. Proof that the supersition about ending a year the same way you started it is nothing more than hot air. Last year I counted down the seconds in a happy drug-fuelled haze and this year... Well, let's just say that neither happy, nor drug-fuelled will happen. It's more contemplative than anything else.

I finally got over the fear of writing for publications and managed to publish for my school newspaper. Nothing big, definitely not major, but a step forward for my personal development. Hooray. I'm still nowhere near where I want to be, but they say something about every journey beginning with a small step. So I think I'm on the right path.

Attacked by a small bout of depression when the cold season hit, I realised that my rose-colored glasses were just an illusion. I've spent almost an entire year hoping that the happy tint will rub off the glasses and splash into life. And then I crashed and finally saw that that's something that belongs in magic shows. Life is more of a cautionary tale than it is a fairy tale, and towards the end of 2013, I'm learning to deal with that. Key word: still ongoing. Love is not a universal cure for anything; love is a modern invention for people to fool themselves into believing that any other person could ever give a damn about someone else. There's practical and then there's insane. And love falls completely under the second category.

Another year, gone. Life always hands us the same things until we learn. I'm still a fool. I'm still trying to convince myself that life is more than just 'getting on with it'. But I haven't learnt this year either. Maybe next year.

Dream a little dream.

She came into my life when she didn't want to. She came into my life when I didn't want her, but needed her nonetheless, even without knowing it. She stole my heart, this pathetic life-giving organ I'd put a padlock on and decided it was forever out of business. Forever wasn't long enough. She breaks it, swirls it, makes me choke on it. I'm scared my poor little heart won't take it. I'm scared every day. I'm scared of losing her, of keeping her and of everything in between. I'm terrified of this being the right thing, the IT people spend lives and fortunes to find, but which itself elusive to most. I'm horrified to wonder what if she is the one for me, but eventually she'll outgrow me and leave me behind.

And then, she smiles. She doesn't say much, but when she does, my fears melt away. Her person surrounds me with joy. Painful jolts of consciouness, letting me know I'm alive. I can't even remember the last time I was paranoid about something. I also don't recollect ever feeling so sure and unsure at the same time. Like in any given moment, I'm required to take a leap of faith, but that there is an invisible cord making sure I'll land safely.

Who knows. She's fast asleep in bed. Her breathing is regular and calm, her expression peaceful, the corners of her mouth slightly turned upwards, in a weak smile.

I hope she dreams of me.

Wanderlust.

May. Saturday morning. I’m sitting here reading a travelling blog whilst trying to ignore my daily to-do list. The woman on the front cover is a typically 20-something American, who just happened to leave her home in order to ‘slowly and thoroughly’ (her words, not mine) explore the world. I go down the page and it slowly dawns on me that her life seems quite appealing. To just leave everything behind and make your way through the world, as days go by… It definitely has a magical air to it. Maybe just today, cause I have job applications to get back to and list of newspaper contacts to pursue.

But still. I often think that it shouldn’t be this hard. Putting everything behind and just embracing other cultures and countries, not having to worry about what will happen when (and if) you finally decide to return home. Such is life, though. Instead, we must travel on holidays and in between, we must make sure that our resumes are consistent enough, our haircuts are conventional enough, our lives are bland enough. I still believe it shouldn’t be this hard. And then I stop to think about why I’m paralysed in the human circle that is ‘normal’.

Sometimes I think it’s the lack of courage. I certainly am not brave enough to face the world while not knowing what’s going to happen next week. Despite it having a Jack Kerouac sense to it, which is entirely tempting and even possible at times. Or maybe it’s the bundle of responsibilities that comes with moving away from home and having to fend for one’s self. As much as I want to hit the first airport that I happen to see, I keep thinking that I still need to finish school, get a ‘proper’ job (what is that, even) and generally, just figure out what life is; what my life is. And then I catch a glimpse of her, and she’s doing something mundane like reply work emails or talking to her parents, and I understand that among all the other things, she’s also keeping me here. Not consciously, because if I wanted to leave she’d be the first one to wish me a safe flight. And then she’d get lost in the midst of memories that I’d eventually accumulate. That is definitely not something I want. Ideally, I’d drag her with me, so we can both experience the world and get to know ourselves and each other in the process. Even more than we’re doing it now, living together. They say travelling with another person is a sure way to know if a relationship is for real. Among many other things.

But then, if I press the matter even further, I get to the bottom of the problem. The only thing stopping me is me. I want to travel the world, but I also want to make sure I get to do something with my life. That when I reach my old age, I won’t be sitting in a chair, wishing I had stayed put and built a future, instead of waiting for it to happen. So in the end, it turns out that my own worst enemy is just my very ‘normal’ desire to belong in a society that ever so often shuns me out and calls me abnormal. Mindgames.

In the meantime, I’ll keep reading other people’s travel blogs, occasionally feeling a tinge of jealousy, but knowing that ultimately, I’m only doing what I really want to do. Off to my applications I go.

On reading between the lines.

They say reading between the lines is vital. One can always learn more from what is not being told, rather than spoken words. Perhaps it's true, or maybe it's just a ploy to cause the overuse of one's brain, thus giving people an occupation. It's a fine art, knowing when you're 'reading between the lines' and when you're just overthinking every word, every gesture, every pause.

I've always been gifted in this department. It has always been extremely easy for me to read people. Interpreting body language and anticipating certain moves or reactions have been a part of me for as long as I can remember. It was never particularly interesting for me, I just seemed to be good at it. So good, that now I can even guess what strangers will do, if I have a few crucial details. People I've never met, seen only through the eyes of my close friends, they all become predictable.

I thought it was a good thing. For years, I told myself that knowing people like the back of my hand can't ever be a bad thing. But here's the thing that no one told me. With people's predictability also comes the inability to be surprised. I walk around knowing more or less what people are going to say or do and that takes away some of the fun of finding out things as I go along. I can't even remember the last time I've been surprised or shocked about something. And as much as I want to say that it's for the better, it really isn't.

For being able to predict something, particularly something disappointing, doesn't actually take away the feeling. Being exceptionally good at reading between the lines doesn't take away the pain of being abandoned by friends. Or the knowledge that people you love don't exactly feel the same, although they do care about you a lot. Not even the few moments of happiness when you wake up and she cuddles you in the same way as she always does. Knowing how to read people helps with expectations. Because when people end up doing exactly as predicted, you find out whether or not the expectation was really there.

Sometimes, it's best if it's not. Other times, expectations are good. If you get hurt, at least you had a clue. Even though it doesn't hurt any less simply because you 'read it between the lines'. The anguish is still there.

A Marrakesh dream.

On a cold Friday morning, after spending a few hours in an impersonal London airport, we finally boarded a short three hour flight to North Africa. Visiting Morocco has always been a dream of mine, ever since I was able to read a world map. But then, what place isn't...? The excitement had been bubbling for weeks and whilst on the plane, it finally spilt and spawned in expectations of what we would find on another continent.

North Africa is highly different from any other continent I've been on. Marrakesh is the liveliest place I've ever seen and not always in a good way. From the airport, we made our way to the little riad that would host us for the weekend, in hopes to find a home away from home. Which, to an extent, it was. While it didn't have any of the comfort we have at home, it was magical. The winding, dusty, always unpredictable alleyways kept us company as we explored the maze that can only be Marrakesh. The lounge upstairs showed us views of sunsets poets only speak of. The colours, the atmosphere, the life infused into everything as the evening falls... That can only be witnessed in a country so socially repressed as Morocco.

I spent quite a while fighting it all. I'm not so easy going when it comes to holidays, so it took me some time to adjust to being so far out of my comfort zone. So far that it was scary. But I like to think I did it, with her help, of course. I let her guide me through it all and we ended up having a good time, despite the few annoyances we had to deal with.

The old town, the Medina, is an authentic bazaar. You can find anything and everything in these souks, regardless of what you might or might not be looking for. Somehow, things have a way of finding you. The panoramic cafes gave us a chance to see how Moroccans get ready for the entertainment of the night: the food stalls, the people playing different instruments, the ladies offering henna tattooes, the vendors bargaining for every dirham. It is more than just the entertainment of the evening, it's a lifestyle. Even with a stubborn attitude such as mine, resisting anything unfamiliar, I couldn't help but be completely amazed and mesmerized.

It is a poor country by any of the First World's standards. But it has something that we have lost long time ago: pure, authentic liveliness. Seems as though people there live, rather than just exist in an environment. They're not confined by any Western rules, nor the technology we so desperately seek. Far from Marrakesh being uncivilised, though. Yes, men are rather rude and women are often invisible. Yes, the level of cleanliness was far from ideal. But the knowledge that we were walking around in North Africa, exploring a Muslim country, observing and taking in all it had to offer, all that goes beyond any modern rules.

We came back after three short days. But we'd seen Marrakesh, who was simply magical, albeit hard to convince me in the beginning. We saw Ouarzazate, the door to Sahara and it was intriguing to see how people lived there, in an 11th century city, which they have to build and rebuild every year, with new soil. The devotion they have to their religion, their culture and the passion for people is something the Western World has long forgotten. For the better or worse.

P.S. Must remember to take ear plugs next time. The prayer call at 5am is still ringing in my ears! I think that's my only real complaint.